Now, I’m sitting in my room
just trolling tumblr,
minding my own business,
and in storms this gif of Naya,
in a sexy outfit.
“You can’t stop lookin’ at me,”
she says. She was right
and she kept screamin’,
“you can’t stop lookin’ at me.”
And then she made my ovaries explode.
She made my ovaries explode ten times.